Welcome backstage, the place where dreams come to get tipsy, make some exciting mistakes, and then black out!

This page is famous for two things.

FIRST, music: Qualifying Miles is available on streamers the world over, but the acoustic version lives here, a mere scroll away.

SECOND, the Tour Diaries. We post these most days when we are on tour. When we're at home, working at the Vape store, we don't film anything, because our Confidentiality Agreement with Vape Boss is rigorous to say the least.

We control this page directly, via an HTML editor, which is why it looks like shit, and why, for example, there are two "#12"s among the Tour Diaries, and no "#22." We think little flubs like this add charm, character, realism, humanity, and a touch of class.

Please enjoy.