a joke he made up and likes to tell at parties, mostly to quizzical looks
THE 2004 "KEELBOAT" NICKEL
THE SINK BASIN IN THE PUBLIC TOILET AT EKKO, A CLUB IN UTRECHT
THE PUN-BASED SIGN AT THE MANCHESTER METRO PREMIER TRAVEL INN FRONT DESK
THE KIND OF CASH HE IS PULLING DOWN THESE DAYS IN THE ROCK & ROLL GAME
GATORLAND: ALLIGATOR CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
THIS TIME MACHINE
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Gas station marketing
Heartbreak
New York City's weather
A small sign he saw at the register of the deli a block away from Keith's house (here reproduced using computers)
His Mustache
The location of George W. Bush's heart
The sweetest, most heartwarming thing he's seen in years, maybe ever
The lessons of Krull
Elevators
The Chronicles of Riddick having seen the preview many times but never the actual film [spoilers!]
The word 'hear'
The Color of Snack Cheese
Honeymoon
Vampires
The Film Medium
Bogus, Lying Assholes
The deli where he gets his lunch most days
Brand Strategy for Cadbury Eggs
The state of fashion
A few diction issues
This One Thing he Saw in a Mr. Magoo Cartoon
Paperclips
The events of Monday last
Crack Cocaine
Bugles
The group of girls sitting to his left at a recent viewing of a lamentable romantic comedy
His desire for this bass amp
Looking Good/Feeling Good
This glimpse into future
Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill"
A sign at the Brooklyn UPS pick-up center
His Building's Cafeteria
L.A.'s weather
Technology
Petco
Cabin Fever
Robert Rodriguez Presents Presents Johnny Depp
