Monday, December 22, 2003
We report with an even blend of pride and horror that Chris's special friend Elizabeth is on the cover of The New York Post today. She wasn't caught beating up homeless people again, though; this time a Post photographer accosted Chris, Elizabeth and their friend Anne at a breakfast joint in the east village and requested that one of them buy a lottery ticket so she could photograph him/her doing so for today's Post. E and C urged Anne to take the photog up on her offer; Anne being an aspiring actress, a shot in the Post could have been just the ticket to landing that hot broadway role (that one she wanted). But now Elizabeth will be on broadway.

Anyway, kudos to the Post -- what other newspaper would have the guts to run this fine lotto piece above a story announcing the highest terror alerts in NYC since 9/11?