Thursday, Jan 16, 2003

Yes, yes. We have finally cinched up our pants and put our newest release, the Bitching! EP, up for sale on this website. To be frank, the reason it's taken us so long to make this little guy widely available is that it is too good. It's too good for us to let go. Every sale of this CD pains us in the way a matron is pained as she exchanges her children for buttered beans. Sure we love buttered beans, but we love this CD, too.*

A note to our consumers - the track entitled A Moment of Silent Meditation is exactly that: a minute of total silence, during which you may reflect upon the contents of this compact disk and then upon your own life and then upon the profound effect that the former is even now having upon the latter. Staggering maturity has just been thrust into your lap over the course of six thrilling and life-changing songs, and so we figure it is our responsibility - as your ushers into adulthood - to provide you with the time and peace that you need to truly comprehend the profundity of your maturation. Then, Mothra Under the Sea kicks in, and shuttles you back to emotional infancy. For maximum effect, we recommend that you put this CD on "loop" and never turn it off.

*Note: Much as we love them, we will not be exchanging this CD for buttered beans. Do not ask.

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