Wednesday, Nov 06, 2002

Aw, naw, naw! Baby, don't be so angry about the website having been down for so long. It could not be helped. One thing led to another, and things happened - bad things, things that included, at one point, Keith and Chris attending a musical event sponsored by Teen People magazine, watching slackjawed as Justin Timberlake pretended that he wasn't the whitest man alive and Avril Lavigne pretended that she wasn't too short to ride any of the rides at Disneyland other than, like, that Dumbo ride, which, even on that ride she needs to be accompanied by an adult. --------