"intrepid rhythm arrangements, clever lyrics,... booty shaking" -TimeOut New York
"insanely catchy pop songs" -the village voice    "decently competent" -ink19


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STREAM: great escape/this scene is dead/this means war/more WATCH: great escape video/more


• As our fall show schedule begins to take shape, you and your loved ones should take appropriate precautions.
• Allow yourself to be titillated by the latest round of advice.
• Register you and your dead cousins to vote.












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