"intrepid rhythm arrangements, clever lyrics,... booty shaking" -TimeOut New York
"insanely catchy pop songs" -the village voice "decently competent" -ink19



this Friday, we apply the old half nelson to a little town they're calling "Philadelphia"(sp?)



This Happens More Often Than You Think


Charles was dimly aware of being awake. He felt the pleasant weight of his body on the grass. The warm dry breeze came in between his shirt buttons and tickled his chest. He could faintly smell the fire from camp and something cooking. Rosemary and smoke. His eyelids flickered gently and began to open, then popped. He thought, "Holy fucking shit that's a lion."






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