"intrepid rhythm arrangements, clever lyrics,... booty shaking" -TimeOut New York
"insanely catchy pop songs" -the village voice "decently competent" -ink19



this week and the next, we take what is rightfully ours with Manifest Destiny


some things that are new are on the shows page and the news page
and also you should check the reviews page, if you please.






Hey, everybody! W.A.S. shot a pilot that we're going to be pitching to the networks soon, but we'd be remiss if we didn't give you first look. We worked on this basically ALL last weekend, and it's . . . well, it's fucking ready:



The Parrot Between Us







Recently from the "we" are scientists...
Science Diaries (#5)
Letter to Bush
Science Diaries (#4)
Science Diaries (#3)
Solid Military Tips
WAS Goes Rogue
Beatific Musings
Science Diaries (#2)
Possibly Naked Epistle
This Dude's Script
Scenes from the Boda Dome: Noise Disturbance
Roughing Up the Fauna
Pick Your Produce
Filmed Stardom
Scenes from the Boda Dome: Weapon
Scientific Makeover
Phrases Ne'er Spoken
Corrections and Addenda
Scenes from the Boda Dome: Elevator
The Pup Responds
The Unimaginable Cruelty!
WAS Search Terms
A Treasure Trove of Pickup Lines (Part 3)
A Treasure Trove of Pickup Lines (Part 2)
A Treasure Trove of Pickup Lines (Part 1)
Letter to Kraft
Fresh Jive
meet Vince DeNunzio
Minor Alterations of Song Lyrics Followed by Evaluations of Merit
Science Diaries (#1)
It has gone too far
It Took Ten Minutes to Concept Super Mario Bros.
Schwarzeneggerian Taunt Contest(Part II)(Part III)
A letter to Keith
WAS Libs
Love Kisses from WAS
Significant Discoveries Made by we are scientists / Part 1