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"intrepid rhythm arrangements, clever lyrics,... booty shaking" -TimeOut New York  |
Hey hey hey!!! It's MAKEOVER!!! Today's winner of an all-expenses-paid Scientific MAKEOVER® is...  Rick! Rick's from Cincinatti, where he runs wild with a pack of dogs; for Rick, scavenging, rulership of the hills, and the caress of a gentle breeze as you sleep are a way of life. We played around with Rick's look, and we think you'll agree that the results should help him to hump all the bitches that have been eluding him. Don't take our word for it...  Uh oh!  Yes yes yes!!! Here come da humping!!  Any bitches reading this are almost certainly in heat at this point!  MAAAAKE-OOOOOVERRRRRRRRR!!!! A look like this might even give Rick a shot at some human females! Can you dig it? Or can you not, and therefore you have brain damage? RICK YOU ARE ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-ERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!  Final test: what do the ladies think?  "Rick...is something different? Did you lose weight?"  "I brought you some flowers, Rick. Go ahead...take them. Rrrrrrick..." WOW!!! Another successful MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE-OOOOOOOVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Recently from the "we" are scientists... Phrases Ne'er Spoken Corrections and Addenda Scenes from the Boda Dome: Elevator The Pup Responds The Unimaginable Cruelty! WAS Search Terms A Treasure Trove of Pickup Lines (Part 3) A Treasure Trove of Pickup Lines (Part 2) A Treasure Trove of Pickup Lines (Part 1) Letter to Kraft Fresh Jive meet Vince DeNunzio Minor Alterations of Song Lyrics Followed by Evaluations of Merit Science Diaries (#1) It has gone too far It Took Ten Minutes to Concept Super Mario Bros. Schwarzeneggerian Taunt Contest(Part II)(Part III) A letter to Keith WAS Libs Love Kisses from WAS Significant Discoveries Made by we are scientists / Part 1 |
