"intrepid rhythm arrangements, clever lyrics,... booty shaking" -TimeOut New York
"insanely catchy pop songs" -the village voice "decently competent" -ink19


We would like to sign you to our record label!

Let's get your music into the hands of kids all over the world! I have the power to do that!

Sorry, we can't make change for a bill this large!

I can't get this jar open -- can you?

It's weird -- I have this habit of coming to you for answers to the tough questions.

Dude, if it weren't for you I'd be dead right now, or worse! You know that!

Turns out you excel at golf!

I want to so bad -- more than I've ever wanted anything -- but it seems you're too big!

According to this your scores are right off the charts!

How do you find the time to update your website so much? It's unreal!!

You're so good with follow-through!

Thank you for what you did!

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