"intrepid rhythm arrangements, clever lyrics,... booty shaking" -TimeOut New York
"insanely catchy pop songs" -the village voice "decently competent" -ink19


We Want You Listening For A Lifetime
Used wisely, your new sound equipment will provide a lifetime of fun and enjoyment. [Corporate Name Removed] recommends you avoid prolonged exposure to excessive noise. This list of sound levels is included for your protection.
Decibel LevelExample
30Quiet library, soft whispers, lingering doubts
40Living room, bedroom away from traffic, moral transgressions
50Air conditioner at 20 feet, crushing failure after graduation
70Vacuum cleaner, hair dryer at one foot, bugs (assorted)
80Average city traffic, alarm clock, your sanctimonious brother at two feet
THE FOLLOWING NOISES CAN BE DANGEROUS UNDER CONSTANT EXPOSURE
90Subway, lawn mower, your own excuses echoing in your head
100Garbage truck, those sniggering coworkers, because JUST WHAT ARE THEY SNIGGERING AT FOR SO LONG, ANYWAY?
120Rock band concert, thunderclap, the clap (again)
140Gunshot blast, jet plane, dialogue from any given film by Hal Hartley
180Rocket launching, and, again, you're not on it