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Behold Crap Attack, our most unedited expulsion to date. With 15 tracks on the CD, 12 videos and a full live show on the DVD, and emotional, semi-factual liner notes, and a standard plastic case that all that stuff goes in -- this is truly a voluminous ejection.

The CD contains:
  1. Ram It Home
  2. Surprise
  3. The Great Escape (The Silence Remix)
  4. Mucho Mas
  5. Callbacks Under The Sea
  6. Hoppipolla
  7. Bang Bang Rock & Roll
  8. Nobody Move Under The Sea
  9. Sie hat Was vermisst
  10. Be My Baby
  11. This Scene Is Dead (Pete Predictable Remix)
  12. History Repeats
  13. This Means War
  14. The Great Escape (Under The Sea)
  15. Textbook (Under The Sea)
Whereas the DVD has only got:
  • Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt directed by Akiva Schaffer
  • This Scene Is Dead directed by Mathieu Shrontz
  • Inaction directed by Eric Gross
  • Can't Lose directed by Graham Rich
  • Callbacks directed by Akiva Schaffer
  • Cash Cow directed by Keith Murray with Christian Owens
  • It's A Hit directed by Akiva Schaffer
  • The Great Escape directed by Akiva Schaffer
  • Textbook directed by Randy Bell & Justin Rice
  • Lousy Reputation directed by Justin Rice & Randy Bell
  • Worth the Wait directed by Mathieu Shrontz
  • What's the Word directed by Agnes Chu
  • It's A Hit (alternate version) directed by Mathieu Shrontz
  • Shepherds Bush Empire show, April 13, 2006, with full commentary
So if you had to choose between the two, you'd probably go with the CD, maybe? But you can't -- we make you buy both, in one package, for our convenience.

Available now in Germany and the U.K., and to the world via Amazon.

If you live outside of Europe and are considering ordering Crap Attack, please note the following.

(1) Regarding the fact that web stores selling Crap Attack universally fail to mention the DVD half of the package: websites are crazy robots! They don't know fuck all! Or: They know fuck all! We can't remember how it goes. Anyway, yeah, there is but one Crap Attack, and it is a Crap Attack that includes a CD and a DVD. It is impossible to get just the CD or just the DVD from Crap Attack -- spend a thousand years trying; you will never succeed in separating them.

(2) Regarding the viewability (visibility?) of Crap Attack's DVD on U.S. DVD players: bad. The DVD is in PAL format, and most US players apparently will not play PAL format video (just as most UK players will not play NTSC video (NTSC is the standard we use in the US)). This is a separate issue from region encoding. Regional encoding means authoring DVDs so that they can only be viewed in a select region (or select regions) -- this is unrelated to the actual content of the DVD; it has to do with companies trying to protect DVDs and video games from being imported from the country where they're cheapest instead of purchased locally. Crap Attack is not encoded for any particular region. That means that it will play on any computer with a DVD player, and on any standalone DVD player that plays PAL discs. So, to repeat, you will have no problem watching the UK version of Crap Attack on your computer (assuming it has a DVD drive), no matter where you live in the world. You might not have a problem watching it on your DVD player/TV set up even if you live in the U.S., as long as your DVD player supports PAL format video -- you'll need to check.

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